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Return flights from RyanAir are. cost less than a fake tan
Let's attract new customers by positioning the budget airline as the best way to bronze.
Fake Tanning Salon
We’ll open a Ryanair storefront disguised as a fake tanning salon to lure unsuspecting customers who were looking to get a tan into booking a flight instead.
Inside Shops
You'll be able to buy a holiday in the fake tan aisle. Once purchased, each bottle
is activated and once you book a flight it becomes your boarding pass - don't worry, you can still add it to your Apple / Android wallet for convenience.
Airplane Wraps
We'll wrap our airplanes with UV-reactive paint. When you board in the UK the plane will be white with blue trims, but upon landing somewhere warm it'll get a sun tan.
Perfect for a company that makes all its customers queue in front before boarding.
Still fancy wasting your cash on orange paint? Book a holiday instead.
Coming Soon
Stay Tuned
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